To Be A Good Liberal, You Have To Believe 
The AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. That the same teacher who can’t teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. That ......
 

How to Know Whether or Not You Are Ready to Have Kids. 
FEEDING TEST Obtain a large plastic milk jug. Fill halfway with water. Suspend from the ceiling with a cord. Start the jug swinging. Try to insert spoonfuls of soggy cereal into the mouth of the jug, while pretending to be an airplane. Now dump the contents of the jug on the floor.
 

Your Guide to Hoi Cultcher:  Don't Order Collards in Paris 
A little more than 30 years ago my benefactor Uncle Sam decided I had soaked up enough education for a while and needed some military training. Twenty-two months, twenty-eight days, and eight and a half hours later, I pulled away from Fort Campbell, pockets stuffed with my last months’ pay ($236.00).
 

Next Time You Get a Ticket 
A friend of mine, the Scarlet Pimpernel of Low Key Anti-Tyranny, lives in another state. He has a very low tolerance for the petty blue light tyranny practised on us daily – police stopping you for a tail light out (when the law says you only need two and you have three burning), road blocks, drivers license hassles, social security numbers demanded everywhere (neither he nor his children have any).
 

IG Nobel Prize 
 The Ig Nobel Prize, an award given each year to people whose achievements "cannot or should not be reproduced," were handed out on Thursday night at Harvard University.  Here are the winners.
 

Why Athletes Shouldn't Be Role Models 
 New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.”