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the AIDS virus is spread by a
lack of federal funding.
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that the same teacher who can’t
teach fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those
same kids about sex.
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that guns in the hands of
law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons
technology in the hands of Chinese communists.
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that there was no art before
Federal funding.
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that global temperatures are
less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth’s climate
than by yuppies driving SUVs.
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that gender roles are
artificial, but being homosexual is natural.
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that capital punishment is bad,
but abortion on demand is good.
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that businesses create
oppression, and governments create prosperity.
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that hunters don’t care about
nature, but loony activists who’ve never been outside of Seattle
do.
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that self-esteem is more
important than actually doing something to earn it.
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the military, not corrupt
politicians, start wars.
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the NRA is bad, because it
supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good,
because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
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that taxes are too low, but ATM
fees are too high.
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that Margaret Sanger and Gloria
Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
General Robert E. Lee, or Thomas Edison.
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that standardized tests are
racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren’t.
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that the only reason socialism
hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried, is because the right people
haven’t been in charge.
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conservatives telling the truth
belong in jail, but liars and sex offenders belong in the White
House.
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that homosexual parades
displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally
protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be
illegal.
that illegal Democratic
party funding by the Chinese is somehow in the best interest of the
United States. (From subscriber WS)
