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Dear Readers - Letters From the Country

Dear Readers:

Susan kept after me about changing my hair cut, something that hasn’t happened since the Yankee army released me in 1972. I was told it would make me look like Sean Connery.

Nobody said anything about Wallace Beery.

NOT AGAIN

I believe I am sentimentally unfit for raising animals. It’s not that I mind taking care of them – feeding, watering, doctoring – or that I mind terminating those raised for the table. It’s the in-between casualties that lay me low.

A few days ago Zach & I were feeding the animals. I had pulled the pick up into the barn, fed the horses, fed the cows, fed the chickens & ducks, and was pulling out to go feed the cows across the road. Three of Cleo’s ten-week old Great Pyrenees pups remain with us. They hang around vehicles like ticks around a blood bank. One was over at the barn, so I carefully checked where he was before I backed out. There he was, a couple of points off my bow and fully 12 feet in front of me. I started backing and about the time I began to turn, I heard that awful yelp!

Zach ran around to the driver’s side wheel and there was the pup. I had to back off of him. Zach & I rushed him to the vet’s. I writhed as I drove, inwardly tormented by the accident but sure I had taken all possible precautions.

The vet kept him overnight, and this time I was delighted to hear that he was all right, except for the fractured pubis of his pelvis.

I have now switched from feeding animals in a pickup truck to a four-wheeler and trailer.

WINTER WEATHER

In the article about communities this month I used a concept from a friend of mine, that the soil is a discipline on your soul. Well, living next to the soil disciplined us last month. In fact, it like to froze us to death, and it sure showed up every detail we had neglected.

Like insulating the well house at Justin’s. And the water pipes under The Ponderosa, Liberty’s trailer.

Everything froze up, and neither of them had water. For reasons that will probably never become clear to me, Susan loves plumbing. Well, she got her bate of it at Christmastime.

Oh, yes, and at our house we found that the plumber had unaccountably run the upstairs cold water pipe outside the house for about ten inches – easily enough to freeze the line solid in 10 degree weather. (Funny how bad work always makes itself known.) So we had burst pipes at the Shoe, too. They burst right after Ellen had soaped herself up in the shower. But they didn’t stay burst for long. Plumber Susan came to our rescue.

Pigs, by the way, do not like cold weather. It turns them pink. We had an old dog pen in the pasture, and Susan sided it up with some old tin to make a piggarium. On the outside she actually painted, "Heavenly Ham Hotel." in big bold, white letters that you could see from the road. Plainly

THE HOLIDAYS

We were late getting a Christmas tree up, and when we did it fell over twice, taking a multitude of ornaments to their graves. Susan didn’t get up her porch lights until Christmas Day at dusk. Now she has decided she likes them so much, she’s going to leave them permanently. That same night twenty-three people slept at our house. I made sure I got a bed, even though it wasn’t my own.

That was when it started snowing. Usually it doesn’t snow much here, but it kept on and kept on. Everything was great until the thaw. In a thaw, gravel roads are almost as much fun as hot melted rubber, and not nearly as neat. One result was that the pigs have churned, pugged, and stewed the pasture into a mud pit. Thanks. Doesn’t matter, I got an oilskin slicker for Christmas, one long enough to keep the mud off my jeans.

Never mind all the bother – we had wonderful rounds of guests over Christmas, and even with all the work it was one of the best I can remember. Now I can begin buying gifts for next year.

NEW FILLIES

He went back and forth a long time in the decision, but Justin recently acquired two registered Percheron fillies about seven months old. That’s them in the picture. They arrived today, just as we were finishing this Moneychanger.

Do not let the glowing eye of the front horse confuse you – she is not the Horse From Hell, but actually "gentle as a dog," as the man who sold them to us says. The other one, now, comes close to HFH rank. She’s wild as a March hare in bankruptcy. We’ll keep them penned up about two weeks, talking to them as we feed and handle them. That should help. Until they arrived I hadn’t realize how huge our Percheron geldings, Jachin and Boaz, really were – and they haven’t finished growing yet.

BRAGGING

Last fall my son Justin started back to college to finish his degree. He pulled a four point! And Wright, who attends Mississippi State, made an A in Milton. Any veteran of Milton will testify that it is an exceptional occurrence just to stay awake in Milton class. I couldn’t.

SPRINGS IN THE AIR - NOT

Even though the weather has been severe and seems like it will never change, spring eventually will come. Liberty and Susan remarked that since we’ve already had such a bad cold spell, they are fully ready for spring. Just this past week we had 40 degree weather and they were looking for the tree buds . They better not hold their breath, I heard another cold, hard freeze is on the way. With ice and snow outside, what better time to start planning now for your spring garden.

Hope y’all are all warm and well, Best wishes,

- Franklin

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